Okay so first thing's first, the end of this whole medical process concerning my back may finally be coming to an end.... after a year and a half. Whatever happens, I can't wait to be free. Here's the thing, though: I don't know what the fuck is going on. And neither does anyone else, apparently.

I'll skip the details because well I don't want to detail it. But the point is I'm getting thrown left and right and have no idea what's going on anymore. But despite worrying that I'll be gone it seems I may only be gone for 5 days. I don't know, no one tells me anything. Not like I almost wasted several thousand dollars or anything.

But AUGH. Guys, I can't recommend the military enough because it's a great option. Just... don't wind up with a jacked up back, that will ruin not only your life and career, but also just a lot of time. Bleh.

(On the art side of things, still planning on starting that comic soon... Just, after this stuff settles a bit...)

Okay, for something more upbeat, a journal meme I stumbled across.

52 Secrets About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what.

1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
ID pic...? I'm guessing that means like my Driver's License? So.. the DMV. Or if it means my DeviantID... that's not a photo.

3. What's your middle name?
William

4. Your current relationship status?
Regrettably single

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I'd think it's safe to say so :3

6. What is your current mood?
Frustrated as hell

7. What's the color of your underwear?
Blue black white and in some weird pattern with boxes and lines.

8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Only one thing? Hrm... WELL... Ah, that's TMI xD
All kidding aside, hanging out or chatting with friends (IRL or online) tends to put me in a pretty good mood :3

9.Who was the last person you cuddled with?
Never cuddled. Forever Uncuddled.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
I'd say stop myself from screwing up my back but that's probably impossible because I don't know what CAUSED it...
Umm... Asking McBitch to prom?

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
A fucking DRAGON.

12. Ever had a near death experience?
Maybe. I don't know if mine counts.

13. Something you do a lot?
Procrastinate? Skype?

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Sweet Dreams Are Made of These
_{who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something~}

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?


16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Leonardo De Vinci, apparently!

17. When was the last time you cried?
BITCH I AM A MAN. WE HAVE NO TEAR DUCTS, ONLY TESTOSTERONE.
By which I mean I have no idea.

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Kinda. I was in the choir as a kid.

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
The ability to give myself more super powers.
But mostly teleportation.

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
I'd say personality, but I guess I'd need to see someone first to get there, so definitely the face. That's right, ladies and gents, it turns out I'm not actually a pervert OR an asshole.

Where is question 21?
The dark side of the moon?

22. What's your biggest secret?
You'd be amazed at how open I am. I don't think I HAVE any real secrets.

23. What's your favorite color?
Black

24. When was the last time you lied?
Dunno. I don't make a habit of lying.

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
I do love me some cartoons.

27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Cape Cod potato chips.

28. What's your favorite smell?
Tacos. Shut up they smell delicious.

29. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
A bitch.

30. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Probably my mother, before I dropped her off at the airport a week or so ago.

31. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Nope.

32. What are you thinking about right now?
That I find it ironic that everyone should try to get drunk at least once in their life just to see what it's like, while alcohol apparently has no effect on me at all.

33. What should you be doing?
Finding that damn hotel.

34. What was the last thing that made you upset?
Honestly? That the girl I like right now is almost on the opposite side of the planet.

35. Do you like working in the yard?
Depends on the work, and how much my back is bothering me at the time.

36. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
I'm literally the only person with my last name connected to my family that I expect to be able to pass it down to a group of kids who are not total fuckbags. I'm keeping mine. (My sister is aside from this, but generally the woman winds up taking the man's name is marriage so yeah.)

37. Name 5 things in your closet:
Dress whites, BDUs, some button down shirts, my suit and a belt.

38. Do you act different around your crush?
I act different around everyone. That's right, NONE OF YOU KNOW ME THE SAME WAY THE REST OF YOU KNOW ME! How special does that make you feel? You each have your own unique Johnny.
Wow that sounded wrong.
Okay but in all seriousness, I act a bit different around everyone, crush included. But at the core I'm still the same with everyone.

39. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Good lord, uh.... 10 years, probably?

40. How many times do you take a shower a week?
Usually daily.

41. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
I try to, but if I ain't gotta be somewhere that day I generally slack off.

42. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
Probably XD

43. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
Yeah

44. Do you lie about your age?
Why would I lie about my age? Also no.

45. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Who hasn't?

46. Did you pick your nose today?
No, but thanks for the reminder. I'M GOING FOR THE GOLD. (Get it? Because classic nose picker jokes? Ahahaha~)

47. What's the one food you hate?
Cabbage

48. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Do pepperonni rolls count as junk food?

49. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
Probably 10 or 11 or so? My parents flat out told me.

50. Do you smoke?
I considered it, but it costs too much.

51. Describe your favorite underwear you have?
Loose fitting blue and white boxers. Very comfy.

52. Did you lie in any of these questions?
No.


AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, NOW I'M SLIGHTLY LESS ANGRY AT THE WORLD AND YOU ALL KNOW 52 THINGS ABOUT ME! EVERYBODY WINS UNTIL I GET ANGRY AGAIN IN EIGHT MINUTES! AHAHAHA!