Hi guys, just thought I'd let you in on what's what.
As you can see I've been drawing a little bit here and there. Not much, I don't plan on making it regular, but sometimes inspiration strikes, dig?
I've also been pounding out a lot of details with my writing. Hopefully I'll start putting up actual chapters soon, that could be fun
BUT, more importantly, my Kitten
is here! She arrived almost two weeks ago, and things have been great! We spent the first few nights in a hotel, where my smartassery scored us a JACUZZI. No, seriously. Me being a smartass got us a jacuzzi. It was AWESOME.
For the Fourth, we went to Kennywood, which was pretty awesome, aside from the freaking Black Widow ride. 45 minute wait for the most boring ride they've added in decades
BUT we had a great time.
And like any good boyfriend should, I won her a giant plush penguin from a claw grabber machine. YOU COULD ALL LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM ME
But yeah. Having a great time. We've been to a few drive-in movies now and loved it, USUALLY. That in mind, Monsters University and Despicable Me 2 are AMAZING movies. Lone Ranger was okay, but it had a LONG wait time until it got good. Then, there's the Man of Steel...MAN OF STEEL REVIEW STARTS HERE
I don't even know where to start with this one, you guys. I just don't.
Do we need another FUCKING SUPERMAN ORIGIN STORY? I think not. Does anyone out there actually NOT know where Supes came from? Spoiler, his planet dies, his parents send him to ours. HE GETS SUPER POWERS HERE AND BECOME MEGA KUNG FU ACTION JESUS THE END.
THAT IN MIND... What the shit. I get it, the liberal agenda is a big movement here now. Live green, protect your environment, yatta yatta...
DO NOT IMPOSE YOUR SHIT ON SUPERMAN'S PLANET.
Do you know how Superman's planet, Krypton, died? BRAINIAC BLEW IT THE FUCK UP.
Do you know how the "Man of Steel's" planet died? THEY MINED OUT ALL THE NATURAL RESOURCES.
The writers here destroyed any possibility of a Brainiac follow-up with that. Okay, I'm sure they'll pull some retroactive bullshit to make it so that Brainiac infected their minds to make them overwhelm their own planet's natural resources or something, but that's still some bullcrap right there.
But enough about the Kryptonians not being green enough.
The whole movie was awfully paced. INCREDIBLY slow. Hanna and I could not even make it through the whole thing. There was not one legitimate action scene in the whole movie by the time we'd left and we were well over an hour into it, I think about one hour and thirty minutes or so. Not one punch thrown. Just talking. Infinite talking without even the slightest hint of incoming excitement. Also, the flashbacks. MY GOD THE FLASHBACKS. Every 5-10 minutes there would be a flashback to show why little Clark Kent couldn't use his superpowers growing up and how it was a challenge for him and BLAH BLAH BLAH. Very boring stuff, I gotta tell you.
There were a lot of other really jacked up parts, of course. Clark didn't work as a reporter. Lois tracked him down by following a series of false names with no connection to each other that spanned a whole country. SHE KNEW WHO HE WAS BEFORE HE WAS SUPERMAN.
I could go on, but I won't. THE MOVIE SUCKED. Avoid if possible. And maybe set it aflame, too.
End of review, end of post. PEACE, WE OUT.